Dear Charmin

Certain things in life you take for granted, you know? The things you truly don’t miss until their gone. Hot water, Monday Night Football, air. Charmin toilet paper just jumped on that list. I had the unfortunate opportunity of experiencing…
Dear ex-lady friend

I know you wonder why I seemed uncomfortable last night. I was… Very… I don’t know how you were raised but what you have in your bathroom is inexcusable. Granted, it’s always uncomfortable when strolls into your bathroom and casually…