Dear liquor store cashier

Dear liquor store cashier

OK…I know I look young.  I understand this.  I also know that you have to do your due diligence in assuring that you don’t get hosed by a fake ID.

But you are not a forensic document specialist…

Stop holding my license up to the light like you are trying to read a letter through the envelope.  You are not William Peterson, David Caruso, or Gary Sinise.  Look at the year, look at my face and let’s roll.

I’ve got ice cubes waiting to get tipsy.

Impatiently sober,


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