Dear Homeless Dude in the Library

Dear Homeless Dude in the Library

You actually have a very good idea. Ever since the internet was invented and then Mr. Barnes met Mr. Noble, I hadn’t been to a library.

I stopped in one the other day and was astounded.

Like I said, you have a very good idea. The library stays heated in the winter and cool in the summer. There are plenty of places to have a seat, pretend to read and catch a nap in a comfortable and reasonably safe environment. I’d never really thought about it. But I would do the same thing if I were in their position. What I wouldn’t do is make the book I’m “pretending” to read a road map… I mean, where are you going? If you’re homeless, the open road is essentially your home, isn’t it? So…ummmm…where do you need directions to?

Next time, grab some Dickens and snore into that.

THAT is believable…

Lost…truly,

James

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