If you could move out…that would be phenomenal for me…
This is the second time I’ve seen you walking to your car in the morning, and I must say you are really doing it for me. But there is ABSOLUTELY NO WAY I would ever date my neighbor. The negatives far outweigh the positives. If you turn out to be crazy…stalking me would be no problem. If I decide to see other girls while I’m seeing you…you can see when they are there or when I’m home or out.
I mean your legs make me think unholy thoughts, this I can’t deny, but it’s still not healthy for either one of us to have that easy a view into the others life right off the bat.
So since you’ve been here longer, I think you should go.
You’ve gotten to enjoy this neighborhood longer than I have. I think it’s only right you let me have my turn now. You don’t have to move far…and I promise…I’ll make it up to you.
Anxiously awaiting your Uhaul,