Dear Charmin

Certain things in life you take for granted, you know? The things you truly don’t miss until their gone. Hot water, Monday Night Football, air.

Charmin toilet paper just jumped on that list.

I had the unfortunate opportunity of experiencing barely paper toilet paper recently. It was then that I missed the comfort of 2-ply. When I got home I wiped my ass just as a way of saying sorry. I must say that after that sandpaper the Charmin felt like I was wiping with rabbit pelt. What I’m trying to say is…

Thank you…

From the bottom…




  1. Having extra Charmin rolls available in your bathroom is akin to having money in the bank. Can’t be too rich, too thin or have too much toilet paper.

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