Dear Ashy Lady
Some may think I have a fetish for feet and I do check them out. I wouldn’t have checked yours out had I not thought you had borrowed someone else’s feet. It’s perfectly o.k. to be in a rush to get to where you need to go. And maybe sometimes you don’t have the time to properly moisturize. But you can’t cruise around with the back of your heels looking like you just got back from a beach made of chalk dust!
My boys are ashy right now, but I’m in my house. You were out in public kicking up talc storms. Correct that shit please!
(Apparently not) Yours,