Dear 60+ year old guy at the gas station

Dear 60+ year old guy at the gas station

I don’t think you realized what just happened.

I just saw what I will be like in 30 years. I’ve always appreciated the geriatric community for their overall kiss-my-ass mentality. You take the cake though buddy! From the gas face you gave me when I held the door open for you to the Yosemite Sam-like mumbling in line. You were a glorious display of old man angst. Please forgive me for my burst of laughter when the young guy behind you got to close and you turned to me and asked, “Is he feeling froggy?” That sh*t was hilarious!!

With admiration,

Anonymous

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